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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Sherrod Brown To Hold Ceremony In Columbus

Sherrod Brown will be holding a ceremonial swearing in on January 20th in Columbus.

Email from the Brown campaign included below.

Dear David,

I am so thrilled to announce plans for Sherrod’s Ohio Swearing In! On January 20th, please join Sherrod and Connie in Columbus at a ceremonial swearing in conducted by Governor Ted Strickland. To register, click here!

It was important to Sherrod that as many Ohioans be able to participate and celebrate with him and so this free event is being offered to all Ohioans who register here.

Doors will open at 11:00 AM and the event will feature music and special guest speakers. We hope you’ll be able to join us in Columbus on January 20th!

Very truly,

Shana Johnson

Swearing In Coordinator

Arianna Huffington's Christmas Shopping List

This is the funniest thing I've read this week.

Here then is my beefed up annual list of presents for my favorite -- and not so favorite -- public figures.

Vladimir Putin: A polonium-210 fruitcake (no re-gifting, Pootie-Poot!)

Lindsay Lohan: an adequite spell-check program for her BlackBerry.

Ted Haggard: The name of a licensed masseur. A copy of "Believable Explanations for Dummies"

Mark Foley: A set of super-absorbent towels and a new screen name (RepPerv69)

Sen. Tim Johnson: a full and speedy recovery.

George Bush: A "surge" of sanity. (Though, no doubt, it will be returned).

Laura Bush
: a sight-seeing tour of Iraq, since she's convinced we're not getting an accurate picture of Iraq from the media.

Hugo Chavez: A can of "Devil Away" air freshener, for those hard to eliminate sulfurous smells

Noam Chomsky's publisher
: More Hugo Chavez speeches at the UN

Heather Poe (Mary Cheney's girlfriend): Continued good health for Mary, since, due to the efforts of activists from Mary's Dad's political party, Heather will have no parenting rights over their forthcoming child under Virginia law

George Allen: Something to wear while he decides what to do with all his free time: a pair of nice, warm macacasins.

Britney Spears: Private parts that remain private. A new dresser to hold all the pairs of underwear she'll be getting from every other gag present-giver

Tom Tancredo: a 700-mile fence around his xenophobia and demagoguery

Jim Webb: One clean punch

The people of New Orleans: New Orleans.

Mel Gibson: "The Big Book of Anti-Semitic Slurs in Dead Languages" (bonus stocking stuffer: a pair of actual sugar tits)

Al Gore: a new mantle to hold his Oscar for An Inconvenient Truth

John McCain: a case of Pepto-Bismol, to make swallowing all those maverick independent "principles" a little easier on the tummy

Condoleezza Rice: A dustpan and broom to sweep up what's left of her reputation.

Tony Snow: a second microphone, for when he talks out of both sides of his mouth. (Q: how can you tell he's doing that? A: his lips are moving)

Mahmoud Ahamdinejad: The Diary of Anne Frank and DVDs of Schindler's List, Shoah, and The Pianist

Donald Rumsfeld: Nothing. I'm out of gifts. And, as Rummy knows, you go to Christmas with the presents you have, not the presents you want

Source: The Blog | Arianna Huffington: Christmas Shopping 2006: The Way Forward | The Huffington Post

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Vandal Finally Caught

It seems that the Columbus police finally caught the idiot that was throwing things through the windows of Ohio Republican Party headquarters.

After a dozen broken windows and doors, the infamous rock-throwing vandal was caught in the act last night by some of our staff. Special thanks to the Columbus Police Department who provided outstanding assistance during the investigation. The suspect is now behind bars.

UPDATE: According to police, the case has been referred to the U.S. Secret Service after the suspect made threats against the President, Vice President and Republicans in general, saying they need to be "exterminated."

So now we can all just sit back and wait for Matt Naugle to describe all Democrats as "president hating psycho killers" or something else along those lines. You just know it's gonna happen...

Source: State of the Union: Caught

President Takes Questions On Iraq

Press Conference Starts (10:01 AM)

Talks about Bob Gates swearing in. Claims he will bring in new ideas. War on terror is "the calling of the new generation". Says we need to permanently increase size of Army, Marines.Want's to work with Congress on this. Talks about Iraqi elections and sectarian violence.

Update (10:11 AM)

Goal is still a free and democratic government in Iraq. We'll ask more of our Iraqi partners. Bigger military will help boost economy. Talks about economic gains in US. Encourages everyone to "go shopping more". We need to take action against earmarks. Must step up research of alternative energy.

Wasn't this conference supposed to be about Iraq?

We must put aside our partisan differences. Doesn't expect Democrats to compromise their principles. Takes questions.

Asks about if we are winning in Iraq. "We're gonna succeed", says yesterdays comments meant we aren't succeeding at a fast enough pace.

Update (10:15 AM)

Next question. Would you overrule commanders if you thought we needed more troops in Iraq if they didn't. He says he will consider what everyone has to say before deciding.

Next. Would more troops increase Iraqi division? Says he hasn't yet decided on whether or not to send more troops and that he won't answer rhetorical questions. It's Iraqi's responsibility to govern and secure Baghdad and that it's our job to help them do that.

Update (10:22 AM)

Asks about Rumsfeld's "stronger, lighter army" and if Bush still agrees. Says he thinks it's still a good idea but we must make sure our military has enough resources to triumph over "the ideology of hate". Won't speculate as to specific theaters(*cough*Iran*cough*).

Next. Asks about CBS poll showing Americans want to pull out of Iraq. Asks if Bush is still willing to go against American people. Bush says he will still follow path to victory. Claims most Americans don't want us to pull out of Iraq right away. Americans want success.Says that he want's favorable public opinion but he also understands what failure would mean.

Next. Asks if Iraq is causing painful realization for him. Says most painful part is troops being killed in Iraq. Says he is inspired by spirit of families of soldiers. Says he doesn't want soldiers to die in vain. Doesn't question his decision to invade Iraq.

Update (10:28 AM)

Can we really afford new tax breaks now? Low taxes have helped the economy and talks about cutting deficit in half early. Talks about importance of education and says "No Child Left Behind Act" is an important part of his plan. Talks about need to reduce the use of oil. Nuclear power is important and such. Blah, blah, blah... Dodges the question. Talks about how free trade is good.

Update (12:39 AM)

What's he think about Cheney being called to testify. Just says he thinks it's interesting.

Next. Asks about what changes he'd make to laws for gay rights after Mary Cheney's pregnancy. Says everyone should be treated equal. Says Mary will be good mother.

Next. I missed the question. He talks about Iran, says they need to stop enrichment program before talks can take place. Says Iran won't talk with us until we pull out of Iraq. Say's Iranian people can do better. Says Iran Holocaust conference shows Iranian leader says things to hurt people and willingly distances Iran from the rest of the world. Moves on to Syria. Says we've talked to Syria while he was President, claims Syria is making some progress.

Next. Asks if he ordered investigation into Hadley (SP?) memo. Says he doesn't remember ordering investigation but he does remember some "angst". Says he doesn't like leaks. He doesn't know if there is an investigation. Says we need consequences for leakers.

Next. What lessons has he learned from Iraq? Says sectarian violence wasn't expected.

Blogging Client Freezes, Missed a few questions. (10:43 AM)

Talking about how we need a better immigration plan. Says border patrol needs help and says we need a guest worker program.

Next. Asks what he wants his legacy to be and how he plans to keep his agenda with Democrats controlling Congress. Says they need to work together on NCLB, earmarks, energy, immigration, and a few other issues. Says people are trying to write the history of his term before it's over.

Press Conference Ends (10:51 AM)

Matthew's goes to shopping quote first. That's going to haunt him.

I'll try and find a transcript on whitehouse.gov later today.

Define Irony: The Flip-Flop Edition

Remember when John Kerry was running for President how Bush slammed him for "flip-flopping"? Read this...

President Bush acknowledged for the first time yesterday that the United States is not winning the war in Iraq and said he plans to expand the overall size of the "stressed" U.S. armed forces to meet the challenges of a long-term global struggle against terrorists.

As he searches for a new strategy for Iraq, Bush has adopted the formula advanced by his top military adviser to describe the situation. "We're not winning, we're not losing," Bush said in an interview with The Washington Post. The assessment was a striking reversal for a president who, days before the November elections, declared, "Absolutely, we're winning."

What's that word I'm looking for? Oh ya, hypocrisy.

Source: WP: U.S. not winning war in Iraq, Bush says - washingtonpost.com Highlights - MSNBC.com

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Bush Want's To Upsize The Military

I just checked my email and got a breaking news alert from MSNBC stating that President Bush wanted to increase the size of the military. Could this have anything to do with the major naval build-up in the Persian Gulf?

WASHINGTON - President Bush said he plans to increase the overall size of the U.S. military because of its worldwide campaign against terrorism, saying he agreed with complaints that the armed forces are stretched too thin.

In an interview with The Washington Post, Bush used no figures but said he has asked his new defense secretary, Robert Gates, to produce a plan for increasing the military’s size.

"I'm inclined to believe that we do need to increase our troops — the Army, the Marines," Bush told the Post. "And I talked about this to Secretary Gates and he is going to spend some time talking to the folks in the building, come back with a recommendation to me about how to proceed forward on this idea."

O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Learn it, live it, love it.

Source: Bush plans to boost U.S. military - Conflict in Iraq - MSNBC.com

Why Is The Pentagon Checking Up On Mike DeWine

I use a combination of two different tools to track traffic on this website. I don't get a ton of traffic but it's still nice to see a little about my readers. For a long time I relied on StatCounter, a free stat tracker that provided detailed reports though only for the last 100 visits. Due to the 100 visit restriction I signed up for, and eventually got in to Google Analytics (this was before they opened it to the public). Google's service lacked the detailed reports of StatCounter but provided a much better look at long term trends. Anyway to make a long story short I use both.

Well today I saw an interesting ISP listed as visiting twice. I saw it once before back in August. The ISP? It came up as "Army Information Systems Command-pentagon". Kinda grabs your attention, doesn't it? I clicked on the more detailed report to see what site they had came from. Interestingly the hits came from a Google search using the terms "dewine ad with soldier" and a few minutes later from a Google Blog Search using the terms "soldiers in political ads and dewine". This begs the question is the Pentagon investigating the Mike DeWine soldier ad?

While it's much more likely that it was just some employee on his lunch break I still find it interesting that someone's looking this up so far after it happened.

New Release Posted On Tim Johnson's Senate Website

Today Tim Johnson's Senate website posted it's first press release since Friday. It seems that he's recovering well.

Contact: Julianne Fisher, Megan Smith (202)224-5842

Barb Johnson: South Dakota has Pulled Together

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Washington, DC— Barbara Johnson, wife of U.S. Senator Tim Johnson, says today that Senator Johnson continues to move in the right direction and that South Dakotans have been a true support system for the Johnson family.

"Senator Daschle has been here everyday. Tom and Linda have been dear friends and in constant contact with us," Barb Johnson said.

"Just yesterday, I was able to visit with Larry and Harriet Pressler when they came to offer their support and prayers. It meant a great deal to me. Stephanie Herseth has been staying in touch with us from back home and even stopped by Tim's state office to make sure the staff was holding up. Governor Rounds and I spoke on Friday, and he just wanted to share his concern and offer prayers. Almost in true Tim Johnson fashion, Bill Janklow and George McGovern didn't want to bother any of us so they just left messages with Tim's DC office to touch base. And Senator Thune is getting back from a trip to the Middle East this afternoon and already has plans to visit with us this today," she continued.

"We know he is getting the best medical care at George Washington University Hospital right now. They have gone above and beyond to offer us support as a family as well. They are even helping me plan a small birthday party for Tim next week when the family will be back together. However, it is the love and support we are getting from South Dakota that will pull him through. We have letters and cards covering the walls in the hospital room from people across the state. It means so much to know that South Dakotans have been so supportive," Mrs. Johnson continued.

"Tim and I were supposed to be wrapping gifts today at the Empire Mall in Sioux Falls for the Children's Home Society. I can assure you that we'd rather be back home right now getting into the Christmas spirit, but before long, he'll be back home visiting with the people that have shown him such amazing support. I can't thank South Dakotans enough," she concluded.

Johnson underwent surgery for an intracerebral bleed on December 13, 2006. He remains in the ICU in critical but stable condition.

Source: Barb Johnson: South Dakota has Pulled Together

Today's Sign Of The Apocalypse: 12/19/06

I see it every day, signs that the average American doesn't give a damn about anything that isn't popular. For example my local CBS affiliate shows a straight hour of tabloid TV shows like Entertainment Tonight or Extra and on weekends they show Inside Edition. Are there really people out there that can't function if they don't know where Britney Spears forgot to wear underwear to last night? (Come on Britney, sure I'm a young guy but that's just not cool. I have two young nieces and I don't want them pulling stunts like that someday.)

Anyway's today I received an email from the Google Press email list announcing the release of this years top 10 searches. They weren't really all that interesting but next to them was something that was... the top 10 Google News searches. And what was on top of the list? Surely it has to be something like "Iraq" or "election" or something along those lines (even though it was international). Nope, it was Paris Hilton.

Top 10 Google News Searches

1. paris hilton
2. orlando bloom
3. cancer
4. podcasting
5. hurricane katrina
6. bankruptcy
7. martina hingis
8. autism
9. 2006 nfl draft
10. celebrity big brother 2006

Tubbs Jones To Chair House Ethics Committee

It seems like Ohio will definitely be well represented in the 110th Congress with all the Reps. we have seated in important committees.

Democratic U.S. Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones of Cleveland was just picked to chair the House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct, otherwise known as the Ethics Committee.

"A former judge, Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones has served with distinction on the Ethics Committee for the past six years, demonstrating that she is tough and smart," Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi said in making the announcement. "She will bring those characteristics to her new position as Chair of the Ethics Committee, where she will provide steadfast and active leadership in a non-partisan and judicious way, holding Members to the highest ethical standard."

Source: cleveland.com: Weblogs

Monday, December 18, 2006

Laura's Skin Cancer Is Newest Revealed Bush Secret

Not that I really blame them.

It was announced tonight that Laura Bush had a skin cancer tumor removed from her leg in early November .

WASHINGTON - First lady Laura Bush had a skin cancer tumor removed from her right shin in early November. The procedure was not disclosed until Monday night.

The cancer was identified as a squamous cell carcinoma, a malignant tumor that is the second most common form of skin cancer.

Explaining why the procedure was not disclosed until now, the first lady’s press secretary Susan Whitson said, “This medical procedure was a private matter for Mrs. Bush, but when asked by the media today, we answered the question.”

Source: Laura Bush had skin cancer tumor removed - U.S. Life - MSNBC.com

Joe Biden Is Running For President

I'm no political analyst, but I thing Joe Biden just blew his big chance at free publicity.

Speaking with reporters at Southern New Hampshire University, Biden said, "I am running for president." Asked if that was his "official" announcement, Biden drew laughter by replying, "I've announced it 27 times."

Biden says he plans to set up a campaign committee in January.

Where John Edwards is getting a ton of news coverage over his impending announcement, Biden just got a brief mention in CNN's Political Ticker.

Moral: Let anonymous sources leak your announcement.

Source: CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker

In other Democratic hopeful news Tom Vilsack is scheduled to appear on tonight's episode of "The Daily Show".